Sick...as a dawg

It's been a long time since I've been this sick. You know, the kind of sick that you wish a bus would run over you or at least the "rapture" would hurry up and come so you won't have to feel this bad anymore. Call me stubborn but I really don't want to go to the doctor (because I'll have to drag three kids, who aren't sick, into an infected doctor's office) only for them to say..."yep, you are definitely sick...so sorry...can't help ya...see ya later". The funny thing though is that I'm scheduled to get my "flu shot" this upcoming week. Do you need a flu shot when you've got the flu? Oh....just shoot me now. This takes too much effort to think this much...I'm going back to bed.