My laundry fairy has gone M. I. A.
Anybody seen her?
Sure would be nice if she would show up and take care of her job. It's changing sheets day and I seem to be D. R. O. W. N. I. N. G here.
She's probably out galavanting with my bathroom cleaning fairy. Figures.
If you see them, tell them they're fired.
A big ol' raise to the one who gets here first.