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Married twenty-three years to my wonderful husband and best friend. We have 3 "home-grown" kids, 1 hand-picked by God from Africa and 1 very hyper-active dog. Our life is blessed. We are a close knit family with strong Christian beliefs. And just recently we have bought ourselves a farm. Do we know what we are doing? Nope. Come along with us on our journey…you might have a great laugh or two.

Tuesday, December 10, 2013

Shopping...

….sucks

….the very life

….out of ya.

There I said it.  Out loud.

Ever wonder why you are so exhausted after spending a day shopping?  Well….there went a year out of your life.  Zing!

Ever wonder why standing on your feet moving just a couple of miles per hour shopping all day long wipes you out?  Zing!  Another year gone…

How about your boo-hind numb from sitting at the computer screen shopping all day long?  Zing-a-ling-a-ding!  You'll be dead before you know it…watch out

Shopping, any kind of shopping to me…online or at the store, is painful.  Oh. So. Very. Painful.  I'm not a shopper.  Betcha kind of got that one, huh?

If you want to torture people like me….make us shop.  But don't expect us to live very long.

So here's hoping you know how to wrap…


2 comments:

  1. I'm with you on this one! I hate shopping so much - it doesn't matter if it is in store or online I absolutely hate it! Worst form of torture imaginable....Hubby thinks I am a bit of a freak, he says "a woman who doesn't like to shop,,,,how does that even happen???" I just remind him that he should just be grateful and accept that I'm not a shopaholic lol!

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